Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.

While the minimum number of bikes one should own is three, the correct number is n+1, where n is the number of bikes currently owned. This equation may also be re-written as s‑1, where s is the number of bikes owned that would result in separation from your partner.

Maybe you’re single... good for you. But if you’re not, you realize the importance of s-1. Each new bike purchase must be painstakingly calculated with no margin for error. Screw it up and you’ll be forced to covet your friend’s new carbon-tubeless-650b-1x11 whip for years to come!

We can help — 99 spokes is all the bikes, in one place, with powerful tools that provide easy to understand analysis for your next bike purchase.

Does that sound like good marketing copy? Not really? What do you know... maybe Google will like it. In truth we’re just three software geeks that love bikes. What better way to spend our lunch hours than coding a site about… bikes! We really do think our tools are awesome.

Scott Alexander
Scott Alexander
Bryan Smith
Bryan Smith
Jacob Carpenter
Jacob Carpenter
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